KISS it
We wholeheartedly believe in the KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) approach to everything we do. Keeping everything simple makes work and life more enjoyable, relaxing, and rewarding. Don’t try to resolve a problem with ten steps when it can easily be done with two.

Build Great Memories
The relationships we form with our clients are the key to long-term success. No one wants to hire an asshole, no matter how great they might be at what they do. Give our clients a memorable experience they won’t get anywhere else and they’ll remain life long clients.

Stop F***in w/ Nature
Our business owes its existence to the animals for which we care and the natural habitats from where they come. With the massive decline and destruction of these habitats, it’s a real dick of a move to do nothing. Through water conservation efforts, donations, and volunteer work, it’s our responsibility to help preserve what natural habitats possible, wherever possible. If you don’t dig that, don’t work here.

Change Your Reality
“You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.” – Buckminster Fuller

Shit Happens, Take the Lesson, Move on
Failure is part of life. Take every precaution possible to prevent and avoid it, but it can and will happen. Learning from our mistakes is the only sure way to both personal and professional growth and development. If you’re not failing, you’re not learning,

Be your own kinda Weird
The number one regret of the dying is “I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.” Life’s too short to give a shit about stupid things and stupid people. You have one shot to be you, whatever that may be. Use it wisely, be true to you.